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Tag Archives: Jeoffrey
On a House Without Pets
I lived for a long time without pets. Not because I didn’t want one, but because I was too poor to afford one or lived in an apartment that wouldn’t let me have one or felt that I was too … Continue reading
On Eegah!
No, I’m not going to talk about the movie. No, I haven’t seen the MST3K episode. No, I did not sleep very well last night. No, I do not feel well, still. No, I didn’t not drink too much last … Continue reading
On Encouraging Animals
Trained I have successfully trained Jeoffrey to use the bathroom. Through long months of dedication, interrupted by the intrusion of helpless kittens that sent Jeoffrey into a tizzy, my three-year-old cat has been toilet trained. She now uses the toilet … Continue reading
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Tagged A Year of Living Bloggily, Experiments Animalcular, Jeoffrey
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On Herding Cats
I’m teaching Jeoffrey how to use the toilet. Or she’s teaching me how to be hopeful, and preparing me for the inevitable (O cruel world!) dashing of my hopes. This is not Jeoffrey, but it gives you an idea of … Continue reading
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Tagged A Year of Living Bloggily, Experiments Animalcular, Jeoffrey
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Picture Pages
Okay, kids, it’s time to grab your crayons and your pencil. Today we’ll be using pictures from Taos, New Mexico. Just to satisfy your curiosity, I’ll assure you that the name comes from there being more than one Tao in … Continue reading
For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
For she is the servant of no god but herself, and perhaps me, if she considers me a god, and considers biting a form of service. For she has a man’s name, but is not a man, nor a tomcat, … Continue reading
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Tagged A Year of Living Bloggily, Jeoffrey, Linguistic Experiments: Poetry
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There is no pilot. We are going down.
I had something to say here. No, really. And it was awesome. Or maybe it was just “I miss my cat.” Granted, I have no pictures of her in the flush of her adulthood, but I do have an array … Continue reading
What happened last night?
Sir Mix-a-lot as nice, leisurely background music to your lunch at Cafe Młyn. Who knew “Baby Got Back” would make it as an international easy listening hit? It’s strange, with American music being so popular, that it is often played … Continue reading
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Tagged Experiments Traveling, Jeoffrey, Linguistic Experiments: Poetry, Poland, The Gulag Archipelago
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“Lord I relly want to eat your body and blood. Amen.”
It’s strange to be quoting yourself, misspellings and all. I wrote the above when I was eight in a book that explains, to kids, why we (Catholics, I mean) celebrate the Eucharist. The book and it’s less-written-in brother were in … Continue reading
Crazy Reading Time Festival!
Why is it that I feel there’s not enough time in the day (when all I have is time?) (and all I need is love?)? Time to start the music. (Time to light the lights) And Jeoffrey is eating and … Continue reading